Bachelorette Party

Dear Letters,

My boyfriend and I just got engaged. His friends threw him a bachelor party and they did all of the bachelor party things that guys do.

They drank, smoked cigars, and went to a strip club or two. However, I found out from Nancy that all of the guys got blow jobs at one of the clubs. I confronted my fiancé and he said it was nothing and that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me. I asked' "What about me? I want to be bad too. Why can't I go and have one last hoorah?"

I don't think that he took me seriously because he smiled and said that my friends and I should go to a strip club and have a good time. My friend Bunny, that's her real name, got us in and every guy in there was buying us drinks. After five sour apple martinis we head to the strip club. I was drunk, having a great time, and admittedly a little horny.

Two dancers grabbed me and took me back to a private lounge. After I made both of them cum on my face, I told my girlfriends, including Nancy the Snitch that nothing happened. I can't wait until one of my girlfriends gets married so that I have an excuse to go back there.

Signed, Stacy L.A.