Woman with a Plan

Dear Letters,

On my birthday last year I got a very unusual present from one of my friends. It was an afternoon with a call girl.

My friend fucks tricksters all of the time and I always made fun of them for it. But he said that he has no desire to date anyone and the best sex that he had was with one of the girls who did it for a living.

He wanted to show me what he meant so he set me up with a woman he promised would show me a good time. I figured, what the hell, it was a gift after all. The day she came over I was a lot more nervous then I thought I would be. I had no idea what to expect.

When she arrived I could tell that she was going to be very different then anyone else I had been with, not that I had any objections. She was pretty hot, had a killer body, huge tits, and a dark tan. I couldn't wait to get my hands on her and it turned out I didn't have to.

She went to the bathroom and I went to the kitchen to make some drinks, but before I could finish she had returned wearing a tiny little bra ...  (continued)

Signed,
Average Joe